Category Archives: Humor

Songs To Save By

During CPR training this week, the instructor reminded everyone that the tempo for compressions is the musical equivalent of 100 beats per minute. And that the song Stayin’ Alive by the Bee Gees has the correct beat for administering CPR. I’m sure that’s … Continue reading

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Singularity Syndrome

We can learn a lot from the stars.      

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TFR Wednesday

I understand the importance of protecting our leaders from things like hang gliders, model rockets and radio controlled airplanes. But isn’t this getting a little ridiculous? In case you are wondering, that’s a 60 nautical mile wide VIP Temporary Flight … Continue reading

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Just Because It’s Viral Doesn’t Make It Right: Harlem Shake

Out of 214,976,185 reported cases of Harlem Shakes, over 93% have been diagnosed to be Harlem Siezures. Please, do it right people.         Thank you.

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CWords Of Wisdom: Forgotten (February 18, 2013)

Absence makes the heart grow amnesia.

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The End, Postponed

If the world doesn’t end today, what is the History Channel (sorry, I keep forgetting it’s just “History”) going to talk about for the next two years?  

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CWords Of Wisdom: Burning Desire (March 22, 2012)

Spontaneity leads to combustion. It pays to be cool.

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CWords Of Wisdom: Celebrity Baby Names (#1)

If you name your first kid Blue Ivy, by law your next one has to be named Red Rover.  

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CWords Of Wisdom: Shift Work Sleep Disorder (December 19, 2011)

If you think you have shift work sleep disorder…you don’t.

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I Have Thumbs For A Reason

Texting while driving is the new most dangerous thing to do while driving. When I was growing up, it was drinking alcohol. Our school had visits from Students Against Drunk Driving and police officers to enlighten us as to the … Continue reading

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…And The Whole Airport Smelled Like Poultry

This is how I spent the day before Thanksgiving…filming a turkey get cooked (at least partially) by an L-39 at max power at the Cold War Air Museum in Lancaster, TX. Next year the Mig-23 will be operational which means … Continue reading

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Weak Links

How to save money and impress your friends by miraculously raising their computers from the dead.  

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Hardly Working

Why do I have so many different sites? Because I have ADD (Always Doing Disorder). That’s right if I sit still too long I implode like a supergiant star under the weight of my own boredom.

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CWords Of Wisdom: Learn Material (October 29, 2011)

I’ve been online inactive for a while (nobody really noticed, did they?). Built several prototypes, finalized my personal training site, dealt with impossible photo and video deadlines and most importantly, hosted friends from out-of-town, recorded new songs and even found … Continue reading

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CWords Of Wisdom: Bad Ambulance (August 30, 2011)

Nobody wants to get rescued by an ambulance with a flat tire.

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The Advanced Technical Bold-Faced Occupational Liar

“I’m a doctor. Yeah my friends and I went to med-school together and we started a practice. I’m making really good money. No we should hang out sometime. Yeah no TOTALLY. Let me get your number. My name? Oh it’s … Continue reading

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CWords Of Wisdom: Opposites Attract (July 29, 2011)

Opposites attract, and then promptly destroy each other in the ensuing collision.

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CWords Of Wisdom: Life Smells (July 25, 2011)

If your head is always up your ass, life will always stink.

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Stop Pushing Your Problems

Floor Buffers and the Meaning Of Life It was last week when we were all cleaning up the main hangar at the museum. I had a revelation, an epiphany (they happen several times a week so it’s no big deal) … Continue reading

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OMG Don’t Take My Picture!

How To Take Respectable Photos At Parties:    All you wanted to do was take a relaxed, semi-posed photograph of friends while out at a bar, restaurant or party. But for some reason they see you and your camera as … Continue reading

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