Find things I said and never apologized for.
We can learn a lot from the stars.
I understand the importance of protecting our leaders from things like hang gliders, model rockets and radio controlled airplanes. But isn’t this getting a little ridiculous? In case you are wondering, that’s a 60 nautical mile wide VIP Temporary Flight … Continue reading
Out of 214,976,185 reported cases of Harlem Shakes, over 93% have been diagnosed to be Harlem Siezures. Please, do it right people. Thank you.
Absence makes the heart grow amnesia.
If the world doesn’t end today, what is the History Channel (sorry, I keep forgetting it’s just “History”) going to talk about for the next two years?
Spontaneity leads to combustion. It pays to be cool.
If you name your first kid Blue Ivy, by law your next one has to be named Red Rover.
If you think you have shift work sleep disorder…you don’t.
Texting while driving is the new most dangerous thing to do while driving. When I was growing up, it was drinking alcohol. Our school had visits from Students Against Drunk Driving and police officers to enlighten us as to the … Continue reading
This is how I spent the day before Thanksgiving…filming a turkey get cooked (at least partially) by an L-39 at max power at the Cold War Air Museum in Lancaster, TX. Next year the Mig-23 will be operational which means … Continue reading
How to save money and impress your friends by miraculously raising their computers from the dead.
Why do I have so many different sites? Because I have ADD (Always Doing Disorder). That’s right if I sit still too long I implode like a supergiant star under the weight of my own boredom.
I’ve been online inactive for a while (nobody really noticed, did they?). Built several prototypes, finalized my personal training site, dealt with impossible photo and video deadlines and most importantly, hosted friends from out-of-town, recorded new songs and even found … Continue reading
Opposites attract, and then promptly destroy each other in the ensuing collision.
If your head is always up your ass, life will always stink.
Floor Buffers and the Meaning Of Life It was last week when we were all cleaning up the main hangar at the museum. I had a revelation, an epiphany (they happen several times a week so it’s no big deal) … Continue reading