Category Archives: Self Help

CWords Of Wisdom: Paddle & Ride (December 18, 2013)

Opportunities are waves. You can stand on the shore and watch others ride, or you can paddle out and get your own.   Hang loose.      

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Form Follows Function

New article up on my personal training site. Semi-in depth look at why form is critical to getting the most out of your workout. Also random old stories of when I used to walk around with lifting straps on my wrists, completely … Continue reading

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CWords Of Wisdom: Physics (February 10, 2012)

An object at rest tends to stay at rest. This explains why it’s easier to be at the gym rather than gearing up to go to the gym.

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CWords Of Wisdom: Remembering (January 23, 2012)

Injuries are memories stored in the flesh. It pays to forget.

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CWords Of Wisdom: Shift Work Sleep Disorder (December 19, 2011)

If you think you have shift work sleep disorder…you don’t.

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CWords Of Wisdom: Aye Aye Captain (December 8, 2011)

You are the captain of the ship known as your life, so command it accordingly.

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CWords Of Wisdom: ADD/ADHD (November 18, 2011)

When your ability to focus on multiple things irritates people, it’s called ADD/ADHD. When your ability to focus on multiple things is an asset to people, it’s called multi-tasking.

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CWords Of Wisdom: Learn Material (October 29, 2011)

I’ve been online inactive for a while (nobody really noticed, did they?). Built several prototypes, finalized my personal training site, dealt with impossible photo and video deadlines and most importantly, hosted friends from out-of-town, recorded new songs and even found … Continue reading

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CWords Of Wisdom: Bad Ambulance (August 30, 2011)

Nobody wants to get rescued by an ambulance with a flat tire.

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The Advanced Technical Bold-Faced Occupational Liar

“I’m a doctor. Yeah my friends and I went to med-school together and we started a practice. I’m making really good money. No we should hang out sometime. Yeah no TOTALLY. Let me get your number. My name? Oh it’s … Continue reading

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Objective Adjective: Be Open Or Doors Close.

 Does it ever feel like nothing ever goes your way? Everytime you’re close to the answer, someone changes the question. You hope and wish and pray and sacrifice household pets to get what you want and nothing works out. Your … Continue reading

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CWords Of Wisdom: Opposites Attract (July 29, 2011)

Opposites attract, and then promptly destroy each other in the ensuing collision.

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CWords Of Wisdom: Life Smells (July 25, 2011)

If your head is always up your ass, life will always stink.

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Stop Pushing Your Problems

Floor Buffers and the Meaning Of Life It was last week when we were all cleaning up the main hangar at the museum. I had a revelation, an epiphany (they happen several times a week so it’s no big deal) … Continue reading

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